What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 19:29
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
After a few moments he returns.
When was the first time your wife had beastiality?
{RING} {RING}
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?
Sure no problem officer.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?